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First Ever Movie Script[only 1 R 2 Scenes So Far] Read If You Have Time And Give Feedback Please?
Balian wrote
on 02:28AM at Jun 13th, 2008
INT. BEDROOM – MORNING
NARARATOR
Meet Jim, your average man, the man you never notice, the man who works the nine to five day job everyday without fail, the lonely man, you get the picture.
We are looking at a small room, covered with grey wallpaper with the odd painting of a woman half dressed standing in front of a small fence, but with her breasts covered in duct-tape. The floor is dressed with white carpet and as clean as clean can get. In the corner of the room is a small single mattress bed with a black duvet covering the frame of a man tossing and turning mumbling constantly to himself.
ALARM CLOCK- RINGING
At precisely 7.00am
Jim opens his eyes and stares at the ceiling before letting out a huge sigh
JIM
Wednesday the 11th of June, another day for me to do what I do best……let the world know I don’t exist.
Jim stands to his feet, stretching both arms as wide as he can , looking like he is about to fly away. He stares at the painting of the woman.
JIM
You should be glad I covered you up, cant be having you all nudely naked , distgusting behaviour for a woman of your beauty.
Jim then turns around and starts to walk towards the bathroom which is threw one damp and worn out looking brown door, he pushes his way past and into his small bathroom, consisting of a green lino floor and white tiled walls. One small mirror, a bathtub with a shower appliance, an overused toilet by the looks of it and a sink placed in front of the small mirror.Jim stands in front of the mirror and looks at himself. He is a man of petit stature a man in his early forthys, with short but curly black hair and tired eyes and a small twitch on his bottom lip, a slightly hairy chest revealed threw his un-buttoned blue pyjama top.
JIM
Ahhhh….look its me again, I need a new mirror, maybe then I might look better, maybe a brad pitt mirror, mmm note to self stop at mirror shop and buy a brad pitt mirror.
Jim grabs his red toothbrush and dabbles it with toothpaste before taking it to his mouth and brushing, slowly but surely, up and down and side to side, he places his toothbrush back into its little pocket on the wall and rinses his mouth out.
JIM
la la la la di dom dom, my name is Jim Cooper and I am your man of the year, ah who am I kidding? I work at an airport, hav’nt even got employee of the month or a free sandwich.
Jim walks towards his closet when he sets his eyes on the painting on the wall again,and thinks to himself shall he have one peek of what is under the dark grey duct-tape, but he fights his over whelming temptation and moves towards the closet.
CUT TO KITCHEN TABLE
Jim is standing at his wooden two person table rushing his last bit of breakfeast wearing his airport desk clerk uniform consisting of a blue t-shirt, a white blazer and black pants, which in fact are too small for him , and showing his cotton white socks .
JIM
Mmmm.. Why cant the world be made of you captian crunch delicious cereal, but you always keep me late don’t you captian, yup yup you sure do, but I forgive you as you taste so damn good.
Jim places the bowl on the table and proceeds to walk out the door, keys in one hand and a small brown suitcase containing his lunch and a pen.
CUT TO JIM ENTERING CAR
Jim walks out of his appartment building and into the car park which is just to the left of the building, car park has about 50 spaces , but only 4 cars remain in it ,one of them been Jim’s. Jim jingles his keys in his hands with a sad and lonely look on his face , and brushing his small curly hair back with the free hand. Stops beside an old run down green Toyota Corolla and slots his key into the lock on the door,it takes a few attempts but finally gets the door unlocked and enters, re-adjusting his rear view mirror.
The radio comes on playing a heavy metal band screaming very loudly, Jim winches before turning it off
Jim
I just don’t get it , why do these young people have to shout, what ever happened to billy ocean? At least that was calm and…
Before Jim gets to finish his sentence another song comes on the radio,it’s a pop song ,Jim looks bemused before driving off, not even bothering to turn the radio off as he knows another song he dislikes will just be on the next radio station.
CUTS TO JIM PULLING INTO EMPLOYEE PARKING AREA
Jim parks his car and shuts off the engine and begins to step out of the car, when a small chubby man with a bald spot the size of China on his head and also in his early 40’s runs towards him waving his hands and a slight limp
GARY
Hey Jim! Jim! Hey, hey , whats up man? Did you see channel 5 last night ,woooooooo man they had some nice ******* on there, Hey Jim! Jim! , guess what??? C’ mon guess!!
Jim
What gaaary !!!???!!
Gary
The stewardess’s from Europe arrived in at about 5am, I gotta get me a piece of that man, can u imagine? Bang bang whishk whishk…..ha huh huh? You with me?
Jim
Leave me alone Gary
Jim walks threw the sliding doors as Gary stops just before still with a huge smile on his face
GARY
Ok Jim, catch you later my man !!
Jim walks down a wide hallway covered in blue and white wallpaper and a shining wooden floor with stickers ;BAIL-AIRWAYS;
He comes to a electronic doorway where he swipes his employee card. The card dosent work, so he tries again. A security guard at the other side looks at him as if Jim was about to ask a question,
SECURITY GUARD
Having a problem sir?
JIM
Ah ya my card wont work !!
SECURITY GUARD
Are you sure? Try it again
Jim swipes it again but still no result
The security guard then takes his card and swiped it true, working on the first attempt. Jim then walks true but abruptly stopped by the guard.
SECURITY GUARD
Woooo where you goin buddy
JIM
To work
SECURITY GUARD
Goin to need to see some I.D
JIM
Are you kidding? I have been workin here for 12 years !!
SECURITY GUARD
C’mon just let me see your I.D
Jim pulls out his I.D from his left blazer pocket and shows it to the guard with a sarcastic look on his face and sighs before walking to his locker in the staff room just to the left of the security door.
十一月 9th, 2009 at 9:46 上午
Nisovin I can say one word and tell you the funniest film in the past decade and it has a narrator – Anchorman
I laughed at this. I could imagine someone like Steve Carrell playing Jim. Speaking to the naked lady he has covered up is good and then when he gets back he almost has a sneaky look. Talking to Captain cereal is good as well. I think the security guard should call him Jim and not sir. Then it’s a bit funnier that he makes him show him his ID before letting him through.
Of course nothing interesting has happened in this part. It’s introducing the character as a loser lost soul. It’s the beginning of a film and how many films does anybody know that last this long? They don’t do they. Also, while reading something like this you have to imagine what is happening. If you read the script from your favourite funny film it wouldn’t be as funny as actually seeing it